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Nic Vape Lanyard Free Crochet Pattern

February 27, 2024 Kay Leave a Comment

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If you use a vape chances are you misplace it all the time. Make a Nic Vape lanyard to keep it from between the couch cushions or from yourself setting it down and forgetting where that was. You just need this free crochet pattern, 13 rounds of crocheting and 22 yards of yarn!

nic vape lanyard crochet pattern

Nic Vape Lanyard Free Crochet Pattern

These little Nic Vape holders are great for people that are constantly losing their things. Also great for keeping you vape close at parties or raves. 

nicotine vape lanyard

These little scrap projects are great for selling at craft fairs or renaissance fairs if you are a vendor. You are free to sell items made using this pattern but please reference Yarn & Shit if someone would like the pattern themselves. Thank you!

For this pattern we are using a 100% cotton (Dishie is a great worsted weight option). 

Materials:

100% cotton yarn (Dishie used)
-approx. 22 yards

Pattern Notes:

Pattern written using US terms.

The main body of this pattern is worked in a spiral with no joining or turning.

Pattern:

Round 1: Magic Circle, ch-1, 12dc in circle. Pull circle closed. Join to top of first st. (12)

Round 2: Ch-2, 2dc in 11 sts, 3dc in final st. Join to top of first st. (25)

Round 3: Do not chain, do not turn, sc in blo of each st around. Do not join here or for remainder of pattern. Work in a spiral instead.

Round 4: Sc in first st, ch-1, * sk next st, sc in next, ch-1 * repeat between * * around. (25)

Rounds 5 – 13: * sc in ch-sp, ch-1, sk next st * repeat between * * around. (25)

To create strap:

Sl st in center of next sc. Ch-100, fasten off leaving enough tail to securely attach to the opposite side. Securely weave in all ends.

That’s it!

I hope you like this pattern and that you’ll make many of them. 

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