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Blow Me Beanie: Free Kink Crochet Pattern

June 15, 2024 Kay Leave a Comment

Whether you're looking for a gag gift for a friend or coworker, or the perfect kink gift for your partner, the Blow Me Beanie is the perfect thing to add just enough spice in the bedroom. Use this free crochet pattern and not much yarn to make one of your own. Blow Me … [Read more...]

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Free Upside Down Pineapples Crochet Pattern

June 12, 2024 Kay Leave a Comment

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Looking for upside down pineapples? This is the right place! 😉 Here's your chance to crochet the cutest little pineapples that you can choose to hang over your rearview mirror, wear as earrings to a fun get together, or even use as a keychain! Grab your supplies and let's … [Read more...]

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Nic Vape Lanyard Free Crochet Pattern

February 27, 2024 Kay Leave a Comment

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If you use a vape chances are you misplace it all the time. Make a Nic Vape lanyard to keep it from between the couch cushions or from yourself setting it down and forgetting where that was. You just need this free crochet pattern, 13 rounds of crocheting and 22 yards of yarn!Nic … [Read more...]

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Double Ended Dong Bolster Pillow Free Crochet Pattern

September 19, 2022 Kay Leave a Comment

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My neck, my back. 😅 This double ended bolster pillow free crochet pattern is the perfect thing to ease your stiff neck. So many puns, so little time. Double Ended Dong Free Crochet PatternIf you've been looking for the perfect pillow to give your neck just a little extra … [Read more...]

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Free Crochet Vape Holder Pattern

October 6, 2021 Kay Leave a Comment

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Do you vape? If you have an e-cigarette or vape pen that you misplace constantly then you, my friend, need to make yourself a vape lanyard using this free crochet pattern.Vape Lanyard Crochet PatternThis e-cig lanyard holds your vape safely against your chest. If you're using a … [Read more...]

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