If you use a vape chances are you misplace it all the time. Make a Nic Vape lanyard to keep it from between the couch cushions or from yourself setting it down and forgetting where that was. You just need this free crochet pattern, 13 rounds of crocheting and 22 yards of yarn!Nic … [Read more...]
Double Ended Dong Bolster Pillow Free Crochet Pattern
My neck, my back. 😅 This double ended bolster pillow free crochet pattern is the perfect thing to ease your stiff neck. So many puns, so little time. Double Ended Dong Free Crochet PatternIf you've been looking for the perfect pillow to give your neck just a little extra … [Read more...]
Free Crochet Vape Holder Pattern
Do you vape? If you have an e-cigarette or vape pen that you misplace constantly then you, my friend, need to make yourself a vape lanyard using this free crochet pattern.Vape Lanyard Crochet PatternThis e-cig lanyard holds your vape safely against your chest. If you're using a … [Read more...]
Penis Stress Ball: A Free Crochet Pattern
Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball. Penis Stress Ball Because I wanted this little … [Read more...]
Penis Pan Handle Cover
Is your cast iron skillet looking a little... naked? Spruce it up with a Penis Pan Handle Cover using this free crochet pattern. Penis Pan Handle Cover This phallic pan handle cover is perfect for your inappropriate friends, or maybe even more appropriate for the prudes! … [Read more...]