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Penis Stress Ball: A Free Crochet Pattern

May 22, 2020 Admin Leave a Comment

Penis crochet pattern

Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball. Penis Stress Ball Because I wanted this little … [Read more...]

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Penis Pan Handle Cover

February 5, 2020 Admin Leave a Comment

cast iron handle cover crochet pattern

Is your cast iron skillet looking a little... naked? Spruce it up with a Penis Pan Handle Cover using this free crochet pattern. Penis Pan Handle Cover This phallic pan handle cover is perfect for your inappropriate friends, or maybe even more appropriate for the prudes! … [Read more...]

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Giant Penis Pillow: Free Amigurumi Penis Crochet Pattern

December 7, 2019 Admin 3 Comments

Penis Pillow Crochet Pattern

Are you in the market for a giant penis? Can I interest you in a phallic body pillow? If so, this larger than life amigurumi penis pattern is for you! Giant Penis Pillow Pattern For this giant penis pillow we are using Bernat Blanket Extra - the thickest of the Bernat … [Read more...]

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