Do you vape? If you have an e-cigarette or vape pen that you misplace constantly then you, my friend, need to make yourself a vape lanyard using this free crochet pattern.Vape Lanyard Crochet PatternThis e-cig lanyard holds your vape safely against your chest. If you're using a … [Read more...]
Penis Stress Ball: A Free Crochet Pattern
Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball. Penis Stress Ball Because I wanted this little … [Read more...]
Penis Pan Handle Cover
Is your cast iron skillet looking a little... naked? Spruce it up with a Penis Pan Handle Cover using this free crochet pattern. Penis Pan Handle Cover This phallic pan handle cover is perfect for your inappropriate friends, or maybe even more appropriate for the prudes! … [Read more...]
Giant Penis Pillow: Free Amigurumi Penis Crochet Pattern
Are you in the market for a giant penis? Can I interest you in a phallic body pillow? If so, this larger than life amigurumi penis pattern is for you! Giant Penis Pillow Pattern For this giant penis pillow we are using Bernat Blanket Extra - the thickest of the … [Read more...]