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Free Crochet Vape Holder Pattern

October 6, 2021 Admin Leave a Comment

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Do you vape? If you have an e-cigarette or vape pen that you misplace constantly then you, my friend, need to make yourself a vape lanyard using this free crochet pattern.

crochet vape lanyard free pattern

Vape Lanyard Crochet Pattern

This e-cig lanyard holds your vape safely against your chest. If you’re using a certain kind of cartridge, chances are you’ll forget where you laid it down. It could get lost in the couch cushions, or roll off the side table, or get tucked away somewhere that will be hard to find at a later date. Or, let’s be honest, half an hour later.  🤣

e-cigarette lanyard free crochet pattern

Let’s crochet an eCigarette Vaporizer Lanyard!

Materials: 

Worsted weight yarn
-approx. 48 yards

Crochet hook in size H/5mm

Pattern Notes: 

The pattern is written using US terms.

Worked in one piece from bottom up.

For this pattern we are using the Crocodile Stitch.

vape pen crochet lanyard pattern

Vape Lanyard Pattern:

Round 1: Magic Circle. Ch-2, 18dc in circle. Join to top of first dc. (18)

Round 2: Ch-3, dc in same st. * sk 2 sts, 2dc in next * repeat between * * around. Join to top of beg ch. (6 v-sts)

*go ahead and weave in the beginning tail before you are unable to.

Round 3: Ch-1, * 3dc down next post of previous row, ch-1, 3dc up the next post of previous row. Sl st to center of next v-st * repeat between * * around. Join. (3 scales)

Round 4: Ch-3, dc in same sp as join, 2dc in center of next v-st. * 2dc between next 2 scales, 2dc in center of next v-st * repeat between * * around. Join to top of first ch-3 with sl st. (6 v-sts)

Round 5. Ch-1, * 3dc down next post of previous row, ch-1, 3dc up the next post of previous row. Sl st to center of next v-st * repeat between * * around. Join. (3 scales)

Rounds 6 – 17: Repeat rounds 4 & 5

Where still attached, create an i-Cord 75 sts long. You could alternately do a simple chain if you’re lazy. Ain’t nobody gonna care. Should be approx. 22″ long and up to 26″.

Sew to opposite side of lanyard top and weave in all ends. 

Vape Lanyard Crochet Pattern

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