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Double Ended Dong Bolster Pillow Free Crochet Pattern

September 19, 2022 Admin Leave a Comment

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My neck, my back. 😅 This double ended bolster pillow free crochet pattern is the perfect thing to ease your stiff neck. So many puns, so little time. Double Ended Dong Free Crochet PatternIf you've been looking for the perfect pillow to give your neck just a little extra … [Read more...]

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Free Crochet Vape Holder Pattern

October 6, 2021 Admin Leave a Comment

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Do you vape? If you have an e-cigarette or vape pen that you misplace constantly then you, my friend, need to make yourself a vape lanyard using this free crochet pattern.Vape Lanyard Crochet PatternThis e-cig lanyard holds your vape safely against your chest. If you're using a … [Read more...]

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13 Quick & Free PRIDE Crochet Patterns

June 21, 2020 Admin Leave a Comment

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Love is love, and if there's one thing I know, its that the world needs more of it. Spread your sunshine during the month of June - and all year long - by showing off your PRIDE. I've scoured the internet to find my favorite quick, free PRIDE crochet patterns! Quick & … [Read more...]

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Penis Stress Ball: A Free Crochet Pattern

May 22, 2020 Admin Leave a Comment

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Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball. Penis Stress Ball Because I wanted this little … [Read more...]

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Caron One Pound Yarn Review

February 10, 2020 Admin Leave a Comment

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Have you tried Caron One Pound yarn? Do you love it? Do you hate it? I've read both sides of this story, and I've got my own two cents to throw in the pile with this Caron One Pound yarn review! Caron One Pound Yarn During my most recent weekly (seems like it, anyway) lunch … [Read more...]

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