My neck, my back. 😅 This double ended bolster pillow free crochet pattern is the perfect thing to ease your stiff neck. So many puns, so little time. Double Ended Dong Free Crochet PatternIf you've been looking for the perfect pillow to give your neck just a little extra … [Read more...]
Penis Pan Handle Cover
Is your cast iron skillet looking a little... naked? Spruce it up with a Penis Pan Handle Cover using this free crochet pattern. Penis Pan Handle Cover This phallic pan handle cover is perfect for your inappropriate friends, or maybe even more appropriate for the … [Read more...]
Giant Penis Pillow: Free Amigurumi Penis Crochet Pattern
Are you in the market for a giant penis? Can I interest you in a phallic body pillow? If so, this larger than life amigurumi penis pattern is for you! Giant Penis Pillow Pattern For this giant penis pillow we are using Bernat Blanket Extra - the thickest of the … [Read more...]