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13 Quick & Free PRIDE Crochet Patterns

June 21, 2020 Kay Leave a Comment

quick free PRIDE crochet patterns

Love is love, and if there's one thing I know, its that the world needs more of it. Spread your sunshine during the month of June - and all year long - by showing off your PRIDE. I've scoured the internet to find my favorite quick, free PRIDE crochet patterns! Quick & … [Read more...]

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Penis Stress Ball: A Free Crochet Pattern

May 22, 2020 Kay Leave a Comment

Penis crochet pattern

Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball. Penis Stress Ball Because I wanted this little … [Read more...]

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Caron One Pound Yarn Review

February 10, 2020 Kay Leave a Comment

yarn specs on caron one pound yarn

Have you tried Caron One Pound yarn? Do you love it? Do you hate it? I've read both sides of this story, and I've got my own two cents to throw in the pile with this Caron One Pound yarn review! Caron One Pound Yarn During my most recent weekly (seems like it, anyway) lunch … [Read more...]

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Penis Pan Handle Cover

February 5, 2020 Kay 1 Comment

cast iron handle cover crochet pattern

Is your cast iron skillet looking a little... naked? Spruce it up with a Penis Pan Handle Cover using this free crochet pattern. Penis Pan Handle Cover This phallic pan handle cover is perfect for your inappropriate friends, or maybe even more appropriate for the … [Read more...]

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Giant Penis Pillow: Free Amigurumi Penis Crochet Pattern

December 7, 2019 Kay 4 Comments

Penis Pillow Crochet Pattern

Are you in the market for a giant penis? Can I interest you in a phallic body pillow? If so, this larger than life amigurumi penis pattern is for you! Giant Penis Pillow Pattern For this giant penis pillow we are using Bernat Blanket Extra - the thickest of the … [Read more...]

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