Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball. Penis Stress Ball Because I wanted this little … [Read more...]
Caron One Pound Yarn Review
Have you tried Caron One Pound yarn? Do you love it? Do you hate it? I've read both sides of this story, and I've got my own two cents to throw in the pile with this Caron One Pound yarn review! Caron One Pound Yarn During my most recent weekly (seems like it, anyway) lunch … [Read more...]
Penis Pan Handle Cover
Is your cast iron skillet looking a little... naked? Spruce it up with a Penis Pan Handle Cover using this free crochet pattern. Penis Pan Handle Cover This phallic pan handle cover is perfect for your inappropriate friends, or maybe even more appropriate for the … [Read more...]
Giant Penis Pillow: Free Amigurumi Penis Crochet Pattern
Are you in the market for a giant penis? Can I interest you in a phallic body pillow? If so, this larger than life amigurumi penis pattern is for you! Giant Penis Pillow Pattern For this giant penis pillow we are using Bernat Blanket Extra - the thickest of the … [Read more...]
Blow Me Beanie: Free Kink Crochet Pattern
Whether you're looking for a gag gift for a friend or coworker, or the perfect kink gift for your partner, the Blow Me Beanie is the perfect thing to add just enough spice in the bedroom. Use this free crochet pattern and not much yarn to make one of your own. Blow Me … [Read more...]