Do these trying times have you wishing you had a stress ball in hand? How about a stress ball in the shape of a penis? You are in the right place, friend! Use this free crochet pattern to make your very own penis stress ball.
Penis Stress Ball
Because I wanted this little guy to fit in the palm of my hand, I made him about 4.5″ tall. You could, of course, continue with the shaft for as many rows as you like for added length. If desired, you could even add small black hairs for pubes!
Use the free pattern below or grab the printable PDF file in my Etsy shop. Thank you!
Materials:
Embroidery Floss in two colors (~2 red/pink and ~6 of your preferred “flesh” tone)
Crochet hook in size B/2.25mm
Stuffing/Polyfil
Stitch marker
Tapestry needle
Head:
Using the pink/red DMC floss…
Round 1: Magic Circle, 8hdc in circle. Do not join, mark first st of each row with st marker. (8)
Round 2: 2hdc in each st around (16)
Round 3: * hdc in next, 2hdc in next * repeat between * * around. (24)
Round 4: * hdc in next 2 sts, 2hdc in next * repeat between * * around. (32)
Rounds 5 – 7: hdc in each st around. (32)
Switch to preferred flesh tone…
Shaft:
Round 8: hdc in third loop only of each st around (32)
Rounds 9 – 25: hdc in each st around. (32) Fasten off and weave in ends.
Bottom:
Using preferred flesh tone…
Round 1: Magic Circle, 8hdc in circle. Do not join, mark first st of each row with st marker. (8)
Round 2: hdc in each st around (16)
Round 3: * hdc in next, 2hdc in next * repeat between * * around. (24)
Round 4: * hdc in next 2 sts, 2hdc in next * repeat between * * around. (32)
Do not fasten off. Stuff the toy with stuffing/polyfil. Using the tail from the “bottom”, sew (or sl st) the bottom to the shaft, stitch for stitch. Fasten off and weave in all ends.
Testicles:
Using preferred flesh tone… Make two 😉
Round 1: Magic Circle, 8hdc in circle. Do not join, mark first st of each row with st marker. (8)
Round 2: hdc in each st around (16)
Round 3: * hdc in next, 2hdc in next * repeat between * * around. (24)
Round 4: * hdc in next 2 sts, 2hdc in next * repeat between * * around. (32)
Rounds 5 – 6: hdc in each st around. (32)
Round 7: * hdc in next 2 sts, hdc2tog * repeat between * * around. (24)
Round 8: * hdc in next st, hdc2tog * repeat between * * around. (16)
Fasten off leaving long enough tail to sew testicles to shaft.
Position the two testicles so that where they meet in the middle lines up with the center of the head. Sew testicles into place securely. Use one or two stitches in between the two to keep them touching and to offer stability. Weave in all ends.
Head shaping: Using the “head” color, feed the yarn up ~3 rows, then back through to the inside of the amigurumi and back to where you started. Don’t be afraid to tug a little to create the indent/shaping at the top. Weave in all ends and you are finished!
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